hey there

fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on

fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on

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— 3 hours ago with 93455 notes

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

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— 3 hours ago with 769480 notes

gangbanggirlfriend:

when ur crush likes someone else but u still wanna be cool and happy for themimage

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— 3 hours ago with 9248 notes

Anonymous asked: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE


Answer:

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

— 3 hours ago with 117926 notes

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

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— 3 hours ago with 25323 notes

nougatte:

these two fucking competing w/ each other all the time so i imagine they’d do it with sex too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

hq snaps series

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— 3 hours ago with 5667 notes

dionysiandust:

ernoji:

when it’s the middle of the night and u hear ur parents waking up

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when it’s 7am and you hear your parents getting up for work

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— 3 hours ago with 294554 notes

glace-donuts:

kawaiiportal:

Matching icons for you and your dead best friend

WAS THAT COMMENT NECESSARY

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— 3 hours ago with 5008 notes

gender-wizard:

being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.

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— 3 hours ago with 19928 notes

robotsatthedisco:

puppytierjade:

robotsatthedisco:

you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

yes you can

shut up nerd

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— 3 hours ago with 117308 notes